Ever eat so much foot you taste ankle? I feel like I have a really bad case of foot in mouth disease. How is it that I can say the dumbest things at just the wrong moments. Its not like I want to be a buffoon, I just have a knack.
Here is what its like, I get upset or confused, I say something mean or dumb, Rinse and repeat.
Or, I say a joke that turns up being just a bit outside the line of safe for human consumption. I am not talking lascivious here, just politically incorrect.
Can this be unlearned? I really should slow down sometimes. People could be hurt by my foot suddenly flying towards my mouth! Watch out! I am one nimble foot eating dummy!
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